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“I think you’ll like it,” she coos like the little minx she is.

My dick starts to harden. I have no idea what she has planned, but I’m confident I will indeed like it.

She steps into my room, and my dick goes from a semi to the best, hardest boner of my life. I suck in a breath as I take in the image of my wildest fantasy unfolding in front of my eyes. The fantasy I’ve had for over twenty-five years. The fantasy every man in America has also had, but I’m the lucky bastard who gets to live it.

“Holy fuck,” I breathe.

She’s wearing a whipped-cream bikini like in the movie we previously discussed. She’s naked except for the whipped cream covering only her pussy and tits. There are cherries over her nipples.

Saliva pools in my mouth as I stare at her, memorizing every inch because I will replay this image every single day for the rest of my life.

She lifts her right hand, which appears to have a candle in it. With the lighter in her left hand, she sets the candle ablaze and holds it out. “Come blow out your candle and then eat your cake.”

Best. Birthday. Ever.

FIFTEEN

FALLON

Ikiss Bailey’s cheek as I walk into their house to drop off Harper. Fortunately, Bailey is back again as her softball coach, and they want to practice in Tanner’s batting cage before their game tonight.

“How are you feeling?” I ask her.

She blows out a breath. “I think I’m finally past the puking stage. I can’t believe I’m already showing.” She lifts her shirt to reveal a little baby bump. “Were you showing this early?”

I wasn’t, but I don’t want to make her feel bad. “Umm…I don’t remember. It’s kind of a blur. I was sick as a dog the whole time.”

She nods in understanding. “We’re finding out the sex soon. Do you want to come with us to the appointment?”

“Me?” I ask.

“Yes. Harper is coming. So is Kam. You should come too.”

“Please, Mommy,” Harper begs. “Come find out if I’m having a baby sister or brother. I want a sister so she can be a Queenager like me.”

Tanner moans in malcontent as he walks down the stairs. “Ugh. Did Aunt Kam teach you that word?”

She nods, and he rolls his eyes. “What does it mean, bug? I swear to god, if it’s dirty, Aunt Kam is banned from this house forever,” he spits out.

Bailey and I share amused glances. It looks like certain things haven’t changed since I moved out a few months ago.

Harper scrunches her face in annoyance. “Don’t call me bug.”

He’s called her that since she was little, and she started hating it last year. I think it depresses him that she doesn’t like it anymore. It’s like a part of her childhood is over.

“Answer the question, Harper,” he commands in an authoritative tone that used to give me goosebumps but no longer does.

“It’s not a bad word. It’s a woman with confidence and wisdom who’s allergic to nonsense. Aunt Kam says I’m a Queenager. Don’t worry, Dad, my teacher didn’t know it either.”

Bailey barks out a laugh before grabbing Harper’s hand. “Let’s go hit.” Looking at me, she says, “I’ll see you later at the game, right?”

I nod. “Yep. See you there. Have a good game, bug.”

Harper crosses her arms. “Don’t foment discord, Mommy.”

“Foment,” I mouth to Tanner as he smirks.

“I’ll…try not to…foment.”