Page 33 of Slow Burn

I got a work e-mail.

-C.J.

I type back a reply.

From: [email protected]

Subject: This is a good place to include what your e-mail is about.

Hi Beck,

This is a great start… but I think we ought to go over some basic e-mail etiquette.

Regards,

Lyla Morgan

From: [email protected]

Subject: Unable to attend “E-mail Etiquette 101”

Hi Lyla,

No, thank you. See? I have good etiquette.

Best,

Mr. Cactus Jackass

From: [email protected]

Subject: E-mail Etiquette 101 Mandatory Attendance

This is a non-negotiable. Please report to my office first thing tomorrow.

Warmest wishes,

Lyla

From: [email protected]

Subject: Fine.

Speaking of… I set up Dad’s office for you. You can work in there from now on. Those kitchen chairs are a nightmare to sit on. I’m still stiff and sore.

Cordially,

Beck

From: [email protected]

Subject: RSVP Yes to Office Meeting

That’s just because you’re old, and you have terrible posture when you sit.

See you bright and early,

Lyla