Page 103 of The Best Shot

Yasmine: and then I’ll probably jump his ass after. balance.

Annie: okay first of all. correct. as you should. get yours

Ava: Naturally.

Tabby: expected behavior

Yasmine: thank you

Annie: and second, I am disgusted. in my soul and in my spirit.

Yasmine: I know

Annie: you chose a man over your girls. your BEST girl. me. your day one

Yasmine: don’t start

Annie: I held your hair while you cried over that Latin man

Yasmine: that was ONE time

Annie: it was three times

Tabby: I remember four but two might’ve been the same night

Yasmine: no one asked for the breakdown

Ava: We tease because we care.

Tabby: and because you make it easy

Annie: mostly because it’s funny

Yasmine:

Annie: fine. go have your steaks. get your back cracked and be happy. but tomorrow you’re coming over with wine and I want a FULL DICK REPORT

Ava:

Tabby:

Yasmine:

Annie: yeah. you right. it is Hale.

Ava: Thought you lost your mind for a minute.

Annie: PARTIAL dick report

Yasmine: what does that even mean

Tabby: highlights, a few details

Hale: I would actually prefer no report at all.

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Yasmine: HAAAAAAAALE???