A Post-it stuck to the fridge door: buy oat milk or DIE.
Little skull doodle underneath. Morbid. Cute. Probably directed at herself.
I adjust my glasses then unzip my backpack. Time to work.
It’s not stalking if you’re protecting her.
I mount the first of the cameras in a corner—angled toward the kitchen door. Clean line of sight. Motion-activated.
The cabinet cam’s got the money shot. Once it’s running, I know exactly what it’ll catch: her, counter-leaning in those sleep shorts, spoon-deep in peanut butter, scowling like the jar insulted her ancestors.
Day 122 of the living room experiment. Subject has created another biome of chaos: pepperoni grease seeping into the Dec issue of Layout Weekly, left slipper abandoned at the 32-degree angle I documented last Tuesday, and—new development—a lacy red thong dangling from the ceiling fan?
Real subtle.
I snap a photo. For evidence. For later. For ... reasons.
Second camera goes in the hallway. Covers the living room and the kitchen pass-through.
A couple more disguised in the vent slats, above the coat rack, and high angles in the corners.
Her bedroom door is half-open. The rest is hidden by a wall. Might as well be a mile of no-man’s land.
I slip inside.
The bed’s unmade, sheets tangled. A thick book titled ‘Advanced Photoshop.’ A neon pink vibrator—charging on the nightstand. Maybe I should confiscate it. Fire hazard. Emotional hazard. Take your pick.
“Priorities,” I mutter.
I install another camera on the bookshelf—behind a row of novels.
Bared to the Alpha Billionaire Vampire. Figures.
I take a deep breath—vanilla shampoo and that cheap peach body spray.
Fuck. I’m sniffing her air now?
The dresser’s a goldmine. On top: a cracked iPhone held together with a pink glitter case and denial. No charger in sight. Probably full of selfies and unsent drafts she never had the balls to delete. Next to it, a shoebox stuffed with those little Instax prints—tiny square memories curled at the edges. Her with purple hair, arms slung around two girls. All three grinning like they just stole a street sign and posed for proof. Payton in bed, tongue out, one hand flipping off the camera.
I don’t linger.
The drawer sticks. My pulse surges.
Lace. Silk. Satin.
Walk away.
First pair’s cherry red—less fabric than a Band-Aid. Next, midnight blue, lace so delicate it’d shred in a stiff breeze. Then white, with those goddamn bows, like she’s packaging a grenade as a birthday gift.
Black—simple, brutal, the kind she wears under hoodies.
My jaw locks. I slip off my glove.
The lace snags on my calluses.
She won’t miss one.
It’s in my pocket before my brain catches up.