Page 1 of Surrogate For My Best Friend’s Man 2

ALISHA

Ain’t that right, baby daddy?” Kim smiled.

For a second, I just stood there, stuck. Like… did this bitch really just walk in Shante’s whole baby shower lying like that? And what twins was she talking about? I looked at Kim and then at Deuce.

Kim stood there like she hadn’t just said some bullshit in front of everybody interrupting somebody else’s baby shower, holding those big ass pink and blue bags like she was bringing blessings instead of drama. Smiling hard, eyes wild. It was that same thirsty, obsessed ass look she always had when Deuce was around.

Yeah… she had lost her damn mind. I dropped my purse right there on the floor and went straight for her. “You delusional ass bitch!”

Those bags hit the ground at the same time my fist cracked across Kim’s face. “Bitch!” Kim screamed.

She stumbled, but I grabbed a handful of her expensive weave before she could even catch herself. The whole room went crazy. “OH SHIT!”

“Alisha! Get them! And move that damn cake!” Grandma Lorraine yelled.

Somebody slid the cake table out of the way just in time, because me and Kim were tearing through everything else. Kim grabbed my hair and I swung again. “You been playing in my fucking face!” I growled.

“Get off me!” Kim screamed.

“I’m about to beat your ass!” I had been holding that in since the day Kim popped up at my shop acting weird, watching my husband like she knew something I didn’t. Now she was here talking about babies? Nah, she had me fucked up. I continued to beat her ass like she stole something.

“Alisha, let her go!” I heard Deuce behind me, but I wasn’t hearing none of that shit. I was pissed and out for blood. We crashed into a table and blue candy went flying everywhere.

“Damn!” somebody yelled. “I was eating those!”

“Shut up and help!” Grandma Lorraine snapped.

Kim scratched my neck and that did it. “Oh, you got me fucked up.” I yanked her down hard. She hit the floor, and I climbed right on top of her.

“Get off me!” Kim screamed.

“You should’ve thought about that before you came in here lying!”

“I’m not lying!” She screamed while trying to protect her face. I pulled my hand back again, ready to swing.

“Alisha! Enough!” Deuce grabbed my wrist.

I snatched away. “Get the fuck off me!”

He wrapped his arms around my waist, dragging me off Kim. I fought him the whole way kicking, swinging, and cussing. “Put me down!” I yelled while trying to break free.

“Calm the fuck down! Did you forget our damn daughter is here?” Deuce yelled.

“Don’t tell me to calm down!” I yelled back while still trying to break free. At this point my adrenaline was rushing and I didn’t give a damn who was watching. I warned this bitch in that restaurant but I guess she thought I was playing wit her ass!

“Alisha!” Deuce yelled again.

I elbowed him hard.

“Ow! What the fuck?” Deuce groaned.

As soon as my feet hit the floor, I turned and started hitting him too. “This your fucking fault!”

“What did I do?”

I hit his chest again. “You keep bringing this crazy ass bitch around me! And don’t try to act like you don’t know her because you do!”

“Aight, stop hitting me!”