Page 9 of Frat Ghost Wingman

It did actually, so I nodded.

“He is pretty fucking cute.”

“Jayden!”

“It’s the truth. I’m not gonna get in the way. Just calling it like I see it.”

“Does he know that you’re gay? Assuming you’re gay?” Aiden asked.

“Correct assumption and…I don’t think so.”

“Well, the first step is the hardest.”

“Have you two told your teammates yet?” I asked.

“This was actually our practice for that. We got the vibe from you, and saw an opportunity to get you alone,” Jayden answered.

I scoffed. “I thought this was a total porn setup and now you’ve confirmed it. Let’s go have sex now.” I pretended to stand up and was met with their laughter.

“You’re kind of a little freaky, aren’t you?” Jayden asked while I sat back down.

“Maybe,” I teased.

“We should’ve come out sooner,” Aiden said, his chin resting on one of his hands. “We say we're a progressive fraternity.”

“Is anyone on the rugby team bigger than you?” I asked. “Because if they have a problem with it, I don’t think they’re gonna say anything.”

“That’s true,” Aiden said. “But it would be nice if they were cool with it.”

“Does that mean you’re gonna be more open?” Jayden asked.

They were starting to convince me that maybe I should tell Teo. I was sure he’d be okay with it. I’d probably leave the crush part out of my confession, however.

The crowd erupted and I thanked my lucky stars I had been watching at the time. Teo headed a long cross straight past the goalie.

Once the crowd settled back down, I asked, “Is there a way to tell you two apart easily? You're both basically Greek gods.”

“Aiden’s cut and I’m uncut.”

“What?!”

“He’s lying. We’re twins. That would be a little weird if our parents had one of us snipped and not the other. We’re both cut.” Jayden continued, “I have three piercings, Aiden has four.”

I couldn’t believe I hadn’t noticed Jayden’s nose ring before. Aiden didn’t have one there, or anywhere on his face. “I only see your nose ring.”

“Exactly.”

Exactly?

I looked at one of them and then the other. They were both staring at me, and then I got it. I couldn’t help but glance at Aiden’s crotch. He was wearing tight sweatpants.

“What a little smartypants. He figured it out.”

I knew my eyes were wide. “Do you wear them when you’re playing rugby?”

They both shook their heads. “Fuck, no. I knew a guy that had his nipple ripped off. I like my dick exactly where it is.”

We shared a laugh, they shared more of my popcorn, and we watched Middleton win the game.