“Ramsey! Get your ass over here!”
Just as the chlorine scent hit my sinuses was when I realized my error, but it was too late. I just needed to take Coach’s verbal lashing and get in the water. Maybe no one would notice?
“What are you wearing?”
So much for no one noticing.
“I mean- Shit, sorry. Is this why you’re late? You forgot your suit and couldn’t find something in your size?”
Glancing down, I could see my pubes sprawled over the top of the suit. “Sorry, Coach. Hayden wasn’t there and I just grabbed one and rushed out.”
“Yeah, he’s late, too.”
“Nice ass, Mike. I didn’t know the sun was out?”
“What?” I turned to see Danny smiling from the side of the pool.
“You know…because your buns are out.”
I reached behind me and could feel a few inches of my butt crack was exposed. Fuuuck.
“Do you want to go find another one?”
“No, I’d like to just get in the water, sir.”
“Suit yourself. Just to let you know I was prepared to punish you with extra laps”–Coach smiled–“but I think your teammates will punish you enough.”
As if on cue, the wolf whistles started, followed by verbal teasing, led by Danny, that left me red in the face. I hurried to move past Coach, but the door to the locker room opened and Hayden ran straight into my chest.
“So-sorry,” he stammered, before dashing around me. “I fell asleep, Dad. Sorry.”
I heard Coach ask Hayden to make sure the locker room bins were labeled properly. When I paused to figure out what Coach meant, I saw him pointing at me and Hayden’s eyes went wide. He had seen what the rest of the team had: my ass bulging out of the top of my skimpy Speedo.
I dove into the pool and immediately swam to Danny to attempt to drown him.
There were two advantages to a swimsuit that was too small for me. There was no room for my dick to harden from all the attention, and it was so tight it wasn’t going to fall off. Ever.
Despite not getting extra laps from Coach, I decided to stay a little later and do a little more on my own. Danny stayed too, teasing me on the way to the locker room that he just needed to see the tiny briefs up close.
“Shut the fuck up. You’ve seen me naked, multiple times.”
“Yeah, but that is like a kid’s Speedo. How did you not notice when you put it on? It looks so tight.”
Danny held the door open for me.
“Fine! There! Happy?!” I yelled before yanking it down and throwing it to the side.
Slap.
“Whoa.”
“Oh my God, I’m so sorry!” I ran over to Hayden who had just been mauled in the face with my wet Speedo.
“It’s okay,” he said as we both pulled it off at the same time. However, the Speedo remained in his hands.
We both seemed to notice I was completely naked and inches from his body at the same time.
Danny cleared his throat, causing me to look at him. “Shower, Mikey?”