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Wade

So we can go together. No sense in driving two cars.

Ari

You do realize I can handle a fall festival meeting by myself, right?

Wade

I know.

Ari

Then why are you coming?

Wade

What if Rosie asks a principal question?

Ari

What is a principal question?

Wade

Exactly.

Ari

I’m sure I’ll be able to figure it out.

Wade

Don’t forget about liability.

Ari

For what?

Wade

I don't know. That’s why I'm coming.

I’ll see you at 6:50 sharp.

And there you have it.

Looking at the incidents individually, none of them mean anything.

Wade is my fake boyfriend. Of course he’s spending more time around me.

That’s literally the assignment.

So, in conclusion, these incidents are inconclusive.

If Wade Stevenson actually wanted to spend time with me, he’d probably just say so.

The man has never been accused of subtlety.