“That’s not—” She catches up. The light comes with her. “Fine. I have a list.”
Of course she does.
So do I.
And under my ribs, the dragon settles in content.
He likes it when she argues.
That is going to be a problem.
Chapter 3
Elara
I have been walking for hours and I am done.
My body hasn’t figured it out yet.
Neither have they.
I want to be very clear about the hours part, because at first I thought it had been hours and it had been forty minutes, which was devastating, but now it has actually, legitimately been hours.
Plural.
Through a forest.
At night.
In flip-flops.
I dressed for my living room. That’s the part nobody is acknowledging. When I got up this morning, the plan was coffee, deadline, possibly a nap, and the fantasy men scattered around my apartment. At no point did the itinerary include a portal, and it definitely did not include crossing an enchanted forest with those five fantasy men. Especially not in foam sandals from the drugstore. Especially not while I contemplate how I ended up here.
In the fantasy.
There is nothing fantastic about it.
Every step I take makes that sound. Thwack. Thwack. The forest is silent and ancient and full of stars, and I am the thwack.
Romantic.
My feet hurt. My knees hurt because my feet hurt and I’m compensating. My hair is doing many things I can feel but refuse to confirm with my hands. I haven’t eaten since the toast I didn’t finish this morning, back when my biggest problem was a cat.
I would like my couch. That’s all. I’m not asking for answers anymore. My standards have collapsed. I would just like my couch, and Gerald, and for the sky to go back where it belongs.
“Where are we?” I ask Leif, for what is not the first time.
“No.”
“What do you mean, no? No isn’t even an option for that question.”
“I mean I can’t answer that yet.”
“So you can answer it?”
“…Yes.”
I stare at him. He keeps walking. Big, unbothered, wearing Brock’s jacket like it’s a fashion choice and not a hostage situation.