“Oh,” I said, hoping the conversation would die off after that.
“She’s cute.”
Clearly, my luck had never been that great.
“Is she?” I asked, busying myself with staring into my beer.
“You saw her,” he said.
“I didn’t notice.”
He laughed. “You’re full of shit, man.”
“Whatever,” I said, a bit rougher than I’d meant to.
“And she’s funny, too,” he added. “A little quirky, but I think I like it.”
Funny? What could she have possibly said to him in the two-minute encounter I’m assuming they had that led him to that conclusion?
“Yeah, she’s something, all right.” I grimaced, praying to any deity there was that we could go back to watching the game in silence.
“So, should I go for it?”
I felt my jaw clench.
“Go for what?” I said, grip tightening around the beer.
“Should I ask her out?”
I turned, trying to analyze his expression.
Did he really like her? Did I care that he liked her?
No, no way. Why the hell would I care who was dating who?
But still, she was all wrong for him. That much was obvious from the handful of run-ins I’d had with her.
I couldn’t name a specific reason. It was just how I felt about it.
“I don’t know,” I said, feeling on edge about it all. “She’s not going to be here for long. I wouldn’t bother.”
“I don’t really see how that’s an issue.” He shrugged. “I’m not looking for a soulmate or anything.”
“Then why bother?”
He shot me a look as if to say, ‘Seriously?’ which sort of pissed me off. Because, yeah, seriously, I wanted to know why he was going after her without knowing anything about her. So, I arched a brow in response, waiting for his explanation.
He rolled his eyes.
“Just because you’re fine without any semblance of human contact,” he laughed, “doesn’t mean we all are.”
I guess he was right. I didn’t really crave anyone’s company. I liked being alone. It didn’t make me feel lonely; it made me feel peace.
“Besides,” he continued, “it would be nice to go out with someone who doesn’t have memories of me peeing my pants in the third grade.”
I snorted. “Yeah, you’re never living that one down.”
“Hey, Mrs. Davies wouldn’t let me go to the bathroom!”