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Connor

VoP for short

Jonathan

That’s not a word.

Connor

It’s a great sound

Vop Vop, din din is ready

Jonathan

I will never say that.

Connor

Oops Voops I annoyed your other daddy

Marquess of Pawsley? AKA Moppet

Jonathan

No

Connor

Did I annoy the punctuation out of you

Jonathan

I a m not engaging in this

Connor

That was less than perfect typing

Jonathan

Because I am carrying for a dependent kitten and not letting you bait me.

I can spell and punctuate, even under these circumcisions.

Connor

Ouch?

Please don’t hurt your shelf

Jonathan

…

Why?

Fuck