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I was only planning to bring travel sizes but if THREE people are touching my stuff then I have to rethink and that is a lot right now

Connor sent a photo of Jonathan’s own coffee machine, creating questions about why that was on his camera roll, and then a random hairdryer from the internet, and suddenly Jonathan was in the middle of a recurring inside joke where he knew what was coming next and that was how people did relationships. That was everything.

Jonathan

Don’t think you can deploy references to the fancy equipment incident to get out of answering

He dropped a snap of himself, mussed hair and parted lips and definitely the red kimono of infamy.

Jonathan

Does your sister have her own products? Or am I going to be “sharing”?

Connor

Bring the big sizes.

My skin is very thirsty. And very dry. I need moisturizer and maybe lotion and definitely some rubbing.

Jonathan

That is very bad sexting

Frankly, I am surprised *not*

Connor

But I’m good at video so hit that button hit it hard

Jonathan

See above

Connor was glad his phone had a super-protective case, because texting while also dealing with ranch chores was a disaster in waiting.

Jonathan hadn’t been awake during this morning’s barn chores or second breakfast, but now he was riding out to the herd and Jonathan’s morning had begun.

Jonathan

I’m bringing my bike. Should I bring yours

Connor

I don’t have one

Jonathan

My spare one that you ride because you refuse to get a better one

Connor

Oh that

Jonathan

Yes. We can do the Painted Hills Scenic Bikeway together

Connor