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Connor

I meant you can get in me tho

Jonathan

Not if you continue to text jokes like that.

Connor

I could borrow a cute pair of tight pants for you and my spare jersey

Jonathan

Your team wears T-shirts, not jerseys.

Connor

Don’t ruin my Schitt’s Creek fantasy

Jonathan

While I enjoying being your fantasy, there is only one sport I play with balls.

Connor

BOCCE, OLD MAN?

Jonathan

No.

Connor

FFS not Cricket

Jonathan

No.

Connor

Pickleball? I play too

We could play together

Please

Jonathan

Although I do play table tennis, you know I was making a sexual innuendo.

Connor

Is it successful if you have to explain it tho? Is it

Jonathan

That’s a you-problem not a me-problem.