Page 48 of Scouting the Single Dad

Trust me, you don’t want to have dinner with Veronica and Lane Monroe

Hayes:

And why is that?

Layla:

Because my mom will interrogate you. My dad will ask you a thousand questions about football because he’s obsessed with it. Throw in a cheese board and probably slideshow of my childhood haircuts even though I’ve only known you five minutes.

Hayes:

Shit. I would have loved that LOL.

Layla:

They’ll ask your “intentions.”

Hayes:

My only intention is to beg you to come to Arizona! WOO hooo!

Layla:

Who knew you were the kind of man to use “WOO hooo” in a sentence.

Hayes:

I am!!!! Also pls bring swimsuit, pajamas, and shorts and T-shirts. It’s warm here.

Layla:

Okay, who stole your phone.

Hayes:

This is Hayes!!! I enjoy emojis and I am very chill and I’m never going to find the love of my life sitting at home with my kid.

Layla:

Hi, Benny.

Hayes:

Layla:

Caught you. Evidence: Hayes would never use three exclamation points without legal counsel.

Hayes:

You should come to Arizona tho bc our pool is Elite and also I will make us dinner on the grill.

Layla:

Tempting.

Hayes:

Dad says I’m not allowed to beg you and make you feel bad about saying no, but I think he secretly wants you to come bc he keeps looking at his phone and smiling the whole time.