‘I want to try my hand at life on my own first,’ I tell Dylan.
He taps the rim of his glass of water to my untouched one and takes a long drink. ‘Cheers to your new life, then.’
‘What movie is up on the re-education of Elijah Thorne tonight?’
Dylan grins. ‘What do you know about the Alien franchise?’
Teams message from Elijah Thorne to Molly Mason on 13 October 2026, 10.14 a.m.
Elijah: Dear Molly,
Elijah: Apologies, I didn’t think that key would send the message, let me begin again.
Elijah: Dear Molly,
Elijah: Apologies again. I will just type the message without proper line spacing before I hit ‘enter’. I will try again now.
Molly: Dude lol.
Molly: What do you need?
Elijah: Dear Molly, Will you please direct me to where I can find an ultra-wide curved monitor? I must find a way to deliver it to a new employee in Minnesota. Their start date is Thursday 22 October.
Elijah: Sincerely,
Elijah: Elijah
Molly: Kenneth takes care of those usually. Assign the ticket to him.
Elijah: Molly,
Elijah: Thank you, I will do this.
Elijah: Sincerely, Elijah
Molly: IMs don’t require the same formality as emails btw
Elijah: What is IM?–Elijah
Molly: Instant Messages?
Molly: When you message me here, it’s an IM.
Molly: How do you even call yourself a millennial?
Elijah: Understood.–Elijah
Molly: No, I know it’s you. You don’t have to sign your name.
Elijah: Of course. Just the message contents required. Thank you.
Molly: np
Elijah: What is np?
Molly: No problem.
Elijah: Oh, that’s good.