Me: Whose heart are we talking about?
Jasper: Hypothetical heart.
Of course.
Me: Convenient
Jasper: You could say your brothers are violent.
Me: They’re not.
Jasper: Frank is.
He wasn’t wrong. Frank was a big teddy bear right up until someone hurt a person he loved.
My thumb hovered over the keypad.
There was something I wondered about. More than wondered if I was being honest. I’d just never quite worked up the nerve to ask.
Until now.
Me: What would you say if someone asked whether you had a girlfriend?
The three dots appeared.
Disappeared.
Appeared again.
My stomach tightened.
Jasper: Depends who’s asking.
Me: Me.
Jasper: I’d ask why you wanted to know.
I smiled despite the fear churning in my gut.
Me: For research
Jasper: Ah. Important research.
Me: Exactly
Jasper: Then no.
I went still.
No.
No joke attached to it.
No clever evasion.
No depends or maybe or why do you care?
Just no.