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Which thing? I said a lot

The secret thing

"Wooo—Woooo!" whistled the train.

Gauge rolled his eyes. "Fine, fine," he grumbled. Turning to me, he explained. "Jamie told me to close my eyes and insists you don't repeat whatever they say out loud," he said before saying more loudly, "which is incredibly obnoxious because we don't keep secrets from each other and they're just doing this to annoy me."

"Chooo—Choooo!"

"Are too!" Gauge insisted under his breath.

My phone chimed, and I glanced down at Jamie’s messages.

Jamie

He's right I'm just fucking with him

Jamie

But I told you Rosie's scared of water

Jamie

Full disclosure, G obviously knows that, but it’s funny to make him sweat so don't tell him what I said

Just like that, I believed them.

It was actually Jamie.

I was riding on a train that was actually an alien who could sometimes look human, with another alien who sometimes looked human, and who both wanted me. And they were train enough that my mind and body both wanted them—badly.

I squirmed a little in the seat, thinking about the possibilities. Of course, another message came in.

Jamie

You know I can feel that, right?

"What??"

Gauge's eyes flew open. "What? Is everything okay?"

"You guys can feel things people do on you while you're trains?" I screeched.

His expression turned from concerned to a smirk. "Is that concerning to you?"

"This whole time?" I gasped, feeling mortified.

His silence was answer enough.

"Which one of you was I riding?" I asked slowly, but I already knew the answer.

We were on Jamie now, and Rosie had fucked me on my favorite train.

"Oh my god. You felt it when Rosie fucked me?" I asked Gauge.

He chuckled. "I was too scared to approach you. I didn't think you could ever want someone like me, and she thought I was being crazy and wanted to speed up the process."

"This whole time when I thought I was fucking myself, I was riding you?"