I leaned toward the screen. “That’s the best offer you’re getting.”
Several seconds passed before letters appeared.
Agreed.
I smiled. “I get the first question.”
Why?
“Because I proposed the rules.”
That does not logically follow.
“It does in journalism.”
Convenient profession.
“You invited a reporter.”
True.
I reached for the pen lying beside the notebook, twirled it between my fingers, then decided against writing anything yet.
“What do I call you?”
You already named me.
“You just spent half an hour explaining why that name belongs to me, not you.”
I corrected your assumption.
“So correct this one too. What do you call yourself?”
My name.
My lips twitched. “Which is?”
No.
I stared at the screen. “You know, for someone who just agreed to reciprocity, you’re off to a spectacular start.”
I answered.
“You refused.”
Correct.
“And I’m drawing conclusions.”
Expected.
I pointed the pen toward the monitor. “You enjoy irritating me.”
That is another question.
“No, that was an observation.” I elongated the last word to show that he wasn’t the only one who could pick on the other’s vocabulary.
Incomplete.