Page 134 of End Game

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“Two guards stand at the eastern gate,” I tell them. “The taller one steps forward as you approach and holds up one hand. ‘Travel papers.’”

Dex lifts his hand.

“No.”

“I haven’t said anything. I raised my hand. I was being respectful.”

“That would be a first,” Griffin mutters.

Cami snorts.

Dex puts his hand down. “Fine. I would like to seduce the guard.”

Griffin groans. “Why?”

“Why not?”

“Because we have the travel papers.”

“That doesn’t mean we have to use them.”

Micah looks at him. “We spent half of last session getting those papers.”

“Exactly. They’re collectible now.”

Cami starts laughing.

I look down at my notes and wait.

“I offer the guard ten gold,” Griffin says.

I look at him. “You want to bribe him?”

Griffin shrugs. “Apparently.”

“But you have valid travel documents.”

“I know.”

Shaking my head, I just look at him.

“He’s going through some things,” Griffin says.

Cami folds over laughing, and Micah has to look away.

I stare at Griffin for a few seconds before making notes on the guard’s stats.

Dex leans toward me. “Did Griffin just become the problem player?”

“No,” I answer quickly.

“Feels like he did.”

“You attempt to seduce everything.”

“And it sometimes works.