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ROAN: I don’t know—it was the first thing that came to mind.

ROAN: I wasn’t trying to delve into the pros and cons of animal references

COLT: (gif of little boy giggling)

EMERSON: Fine. Samson, Tom, Des, and Theo are coming

COLT: Not that it’s a problem, but why?

EMERSON: Because I need a massage and asked Kat to go with me, so Tom needs something to do that’s not bothering me

EMERSON: And then we swung by Samson’s house because I had something for his girls and ended up inviting them and his mother to come

ROAN: Samson’s daughters are getting massages?

EMERSON: What? No, of course not. They’re getting manicures and pedicures

EMERSON: It’s a party

ROAN: You still have to take security

EMERSON: I’m going to take all the batteries out of your remotes and only your left shoes

COLT: very spicy

ROAN: You’re not helping

COLT: Are you saying I’m just a pretty face?

EMERSON: Can you save the bromance for later?

EMERSON: Everyone is coming to Garrett’s at six. I ordered food to be delivered but if you want something else you’re on your own

ROAN: We’re going back to the security thing

EMERSON: I’m a big girl Roan

ROAN: EMERSON

EMERSON: Do NOT take that tone with me

EMERSON: Jace is coming and Grimm and Ozzy will be around the building

COLT: Why does Jace get to be inside?

EMERSON: Because he’s the most fun and the girls know him best

EMERSON: They’ll think he’s just hanging out and not that he’s working

COLT: Roan, you were worried for nothing. Emerson has it all handled.

ROAN: I’m shaking every beer I hand to you

COLT: You say the sweetest things

EMERSON: Can you two focus please? Don’t kill each other. Make my husband happy. And someone for the love of everything get me details on Des and Theo’s date.

COLT: We’re on it