I think about keeping this contained. Giving her time. Letting the information exist in this small fluorescent-lit room before it expands into the rest of my life.
Mimz never does anything quietly. Mimz, who told me oh wonderful, you’re both here with a knowing gleam in her eye that I’ve been unsuccessfully pretending not to understand.
I type it before I can change my mind.
Me: I need to tell y’all something and I need you not to lose your minds.
Three dots appear simultaneously.
Kelsie: Oh God.
Payton: Oh, this is going to be good.
Addison: Just say it, Oliver.
Me: Do y’all remember me mentioning a girl from Ace’s a few months back? I only told Henry, but I know there are no actual secrets with you lunatics.
Me: Cora is her.
Silence.
Three full seconds of absolute silence, which in Blankenship sibling communication is the equivalent of a full minute.
Then—
Kelsie:
Kelsie: THE truck girl??
Payton: WAIT
Payton: WAIT WAIT WAIT
Addison: I’m sorry, are you saying that Mimz and Pops’ caretaker is the woman you slept with at Ace’s three months ago?
Me: Yes. But we did not sleep together AT Ace’s. Let’s get that straight, please.
Kelsie: Oliver.
Me: I know.
Kelsie: OLIVER.
Me: I KNOW.
Addison: So that means…
Payton: This is the best thing that has ever happened in this family, and I am including the time Uncle Graham drove the tractor into the creek.
Addison: Payton, this is not funny.
Payton: I’m not laughing!! I’m delighted!! There’s a difference!!
Kelsie: Okay, so she’s at the hospital
Kelsie: And she has low iron
Kelsie: And you said everything is okay