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What the fuck, Kendall?

Kendall

What???????

Levi Parker has removed Zack Kendall from the KA-CHOW KINGS chat

Parker

I knew it was too soon to add him. My bad, kings.

Owens

Can we get to the topic at hand if there’s one? Why was I added?

Parker

Because you’re part of this group and we love you.

Owens

You all know better than to add me to this stupid chat unless there’s something to talk about.

Donovan

Loving the team spirit here, Owens. It warms my heart.

Nicolas Owens has left the KA-CHOW KINGS chat

Donovan

Well, that tracks.

Parker

Hayes, stop lurking. I’m sorry about Kendall. I’ll hit him with my stick during our morning ice skate tomorrow.

Me

Why are you apologizing? He was stating facts. We do play on the same line together.

Parker

Still. That wasn’t cool.

Me

It’s fine.

Anderson

What are you up to today, Hayes? Kennedy was called into work. Want to go work out?

Me

No can do. I’m busy.

Parker