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The milk has almost dried on the kitchen counter, and I’m staring at it like it contains the secret to eternal youth, uninterrupted sleep, or at the very least the location of my missing sanity.

Milo’s scream cuts through the house before I can decide which one I’d settle for.

He has recently discovered a new pitch that exists somewhere between an operatic soprano and a metal singer’s scream, and honestly, at five months old, I feel like it’s too early to rule either option out completely.

I push myself off the counter and move toward him carefully, like someone approaching a live grenade with surprisingly strong lungs.

The second I lift him from the bouncer, he stops.

Completely.

Not gradually, just sudden silence.

He goes eerily still in my arms and slowly turns his head toward me with a jerky precision usually reserved for horror movies and haunted Victorian children.

For one deeply concerning moment, I genuinely consider whether my son has been replaced by a demon.

Then I remember I’ve slept maybe four consecutive hours total this week and haven’t had caffeine yet, which feels medically relevant.

Across from us, Maisie lies on her playmat quietly trying to eat her own foot with the calm determination of someone pursuing a long-term career goal.

The twins are five minutes apart and somehow entirely different species.

Maisie, technically the oldest, already carries herself like she pays taxes and keeps emergency savings.

Milo, meanwhile, is chaos wrapped in baby skin.

I avoid making direct eye contact with him for a moment too long in case it activates him again. It’s 6:17 in the morning, and I’m already negotiating with two dictators under the age of six months while one of my boobs leaks through a shirt I’m pretty sure I slept in three days ago.

I’m barefoot, under-caffeinated, and dressed like someone who lost custody of her dignity sometime around the third trimester. My leggings have a hole near the left knee that keeps widening in ways that feel both aggressive and personal, and my hair is twisted into a lopsided knot that I created at four in the morning while half-asleep and being emotionally terrorised by infants. The kitchen smells faintly of coffee, formula, and whatever substance is currently drying on my shoulder, and somewhere beneath the noise and exhaustion is the growing suspicion that I may never again experience a thought in complete silence.

If this morning had a newspaper headline, it would be: “LOCAL WOMAN DISCOVERS NEW LOW: Tries to Function Despite Being Mostly Brain Dead.”

And it’s only Tuesday.

I’ve been up since 3:45 AM, when Milo decided the concept of “nighttime” was optional. The spit-up on my shoulder was discovered sometime after four and immediately categorized as Not Important Enough to Deal With Right Now, a label that currently applies to most of my life. The coffee beside the kettle has been cold since 5:30, abandoned during a diaper explosion that likely violated several international treaties.

The kitchen looks like a bomb went off. The loving kind. Tiny onesies hang from the drying rack beside burp cloths stiff from skipped fabric softener, the nappy bag spills wipes and formula packets across a chair.

I love this kitchen. I love this mess. I just wish loving it didn’t mean living in it, neck-deep in the ruins of my former self.

Then Daniel walks in.

He’s showered, dressed in a pressed blue shirt and tan chinos, smelling like actual deodorant and that fancy cologne he picked out for our anniversary three years ago. He moves through our domestic war zone with the practiced ease of someone who knows where all the functional adults are supposed to step, pours himself a fresh coffee from the machine I haven’t had the free hand to operate since last Thursday, and pauses to kiss the top of my head on his way past.

The gesture is so casual, that I almost don’t register it as physical contact at all, more like the way a door closes, neutral and so expected it doesn’t need a response. He’s already by the entryway, checking his watch, when he calls over his shoulder:

“Have a good day, Els. Love you.”

“Love you too,” I call back, the words spilling from my mouth like muscle memory. Two babies, two bottles, my arms outstretched in a parody of domestic competence.

I watch him disappear out the front door, his footsteps quick and confident on the front path, and feel the familiar, complex rush of emotions that’s become the backdrop of my existence, love and resentment and exhaustion and a quiet, steady rage that simmers just under my skin, close enough to the surface that I can feel it when I take a deep breath.

We are not having the same morning. We are not living in the same reality. He walked out of a disastrous kitchen into the daylight, while I’m still standing inside the wreckage, wearing yesterday’s dried milk and holding both ends of a conversation with someone who can’t even hold up his own head yet.

Milo, apparently sensing my attention has wandered, kicks his indignation into a higher gear. The scream that comes out of him is impressive in its commitment, a full-body wail that involves every limb thrashing in coordinated protest.