My Roommate Is Trying To Kill Me
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HAKEEM:
yes
LAYLA:
cool cool cool
so just to be clear you are about to confront the man you've been calling a potential murderer
alone
in the murder house
HAKEEM:
it's not a murder house
LAYLA:
you have literally referred to it as "the set" on multiple occasions
HAKEEM:
that's aesthetic not criminal
LAYLA:
HAKEEM
HAKEEM:
layla
LAYLA:
if i don't hear from you by midnight i'm coming over there
HAKEEM:
well that's dramatic
LAYLA:
you are accusing a man of plotting your death. i am being PROPORTIONATE.
text me when it's done. if you don't text me by midnight i'm showing up and i'm bringing the energy of a woman who has watched every season of snapped
HAKEEM:
that is both comforting and terrifying
LAYLA:
good. that's the vibe i was going for.
hakeem
HAKEEM: