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SUMNER:

SUMNER: You’re jealous

GOLDIE: [Connor Storrie “How Dare You” gif]

SUMNER: Good

SUMNER: Then you won’t care that Jenny was cuddling me when I woke up

GOLDIE: it’s like you WANT to get your truck keyed

SUMNER:

Photo attached.

[IMAGE: Colston sprawled across Sumner’s chest, one arm wrapped around his waist and his face smashed into Sumner’s shoulder. A dark spot of drool has soaked through Sumner’s T-shirt. Sumner looks directly into the camera, deeply unimpressed.]

SUMNER: Still jealous?

GOLDIE: I mean, yes?

SUMNER: Ha! She admits it

GOLDIE: who wouldn’t want to be sandwiched right in the middle of that cuddle pile

SUMNER: The fuck?

GOLDIE: pressed in between two strong, hot guys

SUMNER: Goldie

GOLDIE: who’s jealous now?

SUMNER: Well played

GOLDIE: but now I need you to explain the whole Jenny thing

GOLDIE: did his parents hate him or…?

SUMNER: His name’s Colston Jennings

SUMNER: He’s my best friend

SUMNER: Well, one of them

SUMNER: We fly together

GOLDIE: so jenny comes from Jennings?

SUMNER: Yeah

SUMNER: And also on his first day at the base, one of the senior pilots yelled, “I love you, Jen-nay!” across the tarmac in maybe the worst Forrest Gump accent you’ve ever heard

SUMNER: And it stuck

GOLDIE:

SUMNER: Half the base doesn’t know his first name