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The Dastards Team Chat

Jimenez: Has anyone heard from Cap?

Carter: No

Fuller: I told y’all he went off with some hot redhead

Sosa: No offense, dude, but you def weren’t seeing straight last night

Fuller: I was trying to keep up with Gallagher

Taylor: That was a mistake

Fuller: Well I know that * now *

Gallagher: He needs to build his endurance somehow * shrug emoji *

Alvarez: I don’t know if he went off-off with her, but I did see him talking to a redhead too

Brooker: Boys, I think our captain got laid * party horn *

Taylor: I don’t know if we can jump to that conclusion, they could’ve gotten caught up talking

Brooker: Counterpoint, Christenson doesn’t get caught up in things to the point where he wouldn’t say goodbye to us. And he definitely left before we did

Ricci: Good for him, he definitely needs to relieve some tension

Brooker: The only question is, do we think he knows this lady or was it love at first sight? ’Cause I don’t picture Christenson as a one-night stand kind of guy

Kean: Can’t you just leave him be?

Brooker: No, I wanna know if Cap is falling in love

Alvarez: I bet he gets smitten easily

Fuller: Oh shit, do we think Cap’s susceptible to gold diggers?

Sosa: Do gold diggers go after soccer players though? I feel like that’s more of a football, basketball thing. At least in the States

Jimenez: I asked Rosa if she’s ever felt like a gold digger and she laughed at my face

Brooker: * laughing emoji * Kean, ask Kodi!

Kean: No

Sosa: Can’t feel like a gold digger if your partner never spends their money

Fuller: I dunno, I think it’s just that Kodi hasn’t asked for anything. Kean would lie in a puddle so she doesn’t get her feet wet

Jimenez: Wrong, he’d carry her over the puddle

Kean: … that’s probably true

Carter: It’s none of our business

Taylor: And if he wants to share, he will Monday

Ricci: Boo, tomato, tomato