I Accidentally Joined a Wolf Shifter Group Chat
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Grandma Ruth: I GET BETTER RECEPTION OUT IN THE OPEN.
Karen: Who approved this new platform?
Trevor: @Grandma, that’s not a thing
Patty: honestly iconic
Julie: Can we please just focus on the cake?
Grandpa Alfonse:
Someone had changed the group icon to a blurry photograph of Grandma holding a wooden spoon. Someone else renamed Trevor Unpaid Debts Department. Three people began arguing about whether the previous chat had been unsafe. Aunt Karen demanded administrator access.
I lowered my phone.
Through the window, Grandma Ruth was still smiling.
Beside me, Julie cut into the lemon cake as though nothing unusual had happened.
I looked down at the dozens of notifications filling the screen and wondered whether my grandmother and I had ever shared the same definition of fun.
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SLOANE
GRANDMA, THIS APP HAS LIKE SEVENTEEN BUTTONS
My phone continued vibrating long enough that I briefly wondered whether I’d accidentally subscribed to emergency weather alerts for every county in the continental United States.
I unlocked the screen to find one hundred and twelve unread messages in a messaging app I sometimes used with my clients. The number climbed to one hundred and thirteen while I watched.
At the top of the screen sat the culprit.
THE PACK
I frowned.
The icon was a blurry photograph of an elderly woman holding what looked suspiciously like a wooden spoon. Below it was a sentence I’d definitely never seen before.
Grandma Ruth added you.
“Who?”
I stared for another moment, waiting for my brain to connect this situation to something that made sense.
Nothing came.
I didn’t recognize the chat name. I didn’t recognize any of the people in it. And unless I’d developed a second family without noticing, I was fairly certain I didn’t belong.
My thumb immediately hovered over Leave Conversation. Before I could press it, my laptop chimed. The calendar notification flashed across my phone screen.
Video Meeting Starting Now
I blinked.
The meeting wasn’t supposed to start yet.
Then I remembered one of my clients had emailed that morning asking whether we could “hop on a few minutes early if inspiration struck.”