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OPENING

Theo

RHODES: I think we need to change our names in our phones if we’re going to do this.

RHODES: You spend too much time around Jude for me to be comfortable with it.

Sexy incognito names. Got it

RHODES: Nothing sexy. Just something no one will realize.

Too late.

HORNY DEVIL: What the hell did you put?

Wouldn’t you like to know.

THANKSGIVING

Rhodes

WOLF: Do you know how long I’ve tried to come up with a sexy Thanksgiving joke? It’s not working.

Do you need to be stuffed, little wolf?

WOLF: God yes. Yes, please.

Usual place. Bring a few blankets.

Be naked when I get there.

CHRISTMAS

Rhodes

WOLF: I got you a Christmas present.

Putting a bow on your cock doesn’t count as a Christmas present.

WOLF: Correction… I will be buying you a Christmas present

I still expect a bow on your cock when I see you, little wolf. That’s mine.

WOLF: You got it, you sexy devil.

Watch the mouth.

WOLF: Or what?

Or I’m going to fuck the sass right out of it.

And no, you won’t come if you keep that shit up.

NEW YEAR'S EVE

Theo

Is there a slutty equivalent to a midnight kiss?