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Except Nev, who was slowly crunching down on a tortilla chip as he watched us with avid interest.

“Oh.” Dan raised a gloved hand and casually said, “Howdy. I’m Dan. Rafe’s neighbour.”

None of them seemed to know how to answer. After giving me a cheerful smile, Dan sauntered into the living room, the suit squeaking with every step. He didn’t seem remotely fazed to be wearing a skintight latex bodysuit in front of them.

I grew even more speechless when I saw his ass in said skintight bodysuit.

My gaze was still locked on it as I trailed after him. I was pretty sure my tongue was hanging out of my mouth.

“Game night, huh?” he asked as he stopped by the table, setting his hands back on his hips. Everyone’s eyes darted down before quickly swivelling away. “Looks fun. Rafe said it’s a roleplaying game?”

Everyone looked at me. I stared back blankly, my entire brain still preoccupied by Dan’s ass.

Nev seemed to recover first, clearing his throat and picking up the entire bowl of chips, for some reason, before setting it back down. He seemed a little flustered, and it made me want to throw a blanket over Dan possessively.

“Uh, yeah, it’s…” He was keeping his eyes carefully averted, because he was the only one currently sitting down, and Dan was standing right beside him with his vacuum-sealed crotch at Nev’s eye level. “Uh, it’s… uh…”

“Humandatory,” Reece finally supplied, reaching over Nev’s head to hold out his hand. “Nice to meet you. I’m Reece.”

“Dan.” Dan cheerfully shook his hand, his suit squeaking with the movement. “Pleasure.”

As Abed, Suki and Teresa introduced themselves—periodically shooting me wide-eyed looks—I shuffled behind my chair and gripped the back of it tight.

Hoping no one noticed the erection in my jeans.

I couldn’t stop sneaking glances at him. I could literally count every muscle on his body. And the suit had gloves, these ones shiny to match the rest of it. I stared at his hands as he greeted my friends then set them back on his hips.

Drawing my gaze immediately to his dick.

“Well, sorry to interrupt.” He chuckled, still completely unbothered. “I didn’t realise y’all were here.”

Everyone looked at me uncertainly, questions in their eyes. I’d told them I was bi while we were gaming online last week, casually dropping it into the conversation, and I’d mentioned telling them to Dan, but only Nev knew about the… arrangement with my neighbour.

The neighbour I’d complained to them all about for years.

The neighbour now standing in my house in a skintight latex bodysuit.

“Well,” he said cheerfully when no one spoke. “I’ll leave you to your evening. Rafe, I’ll see you… soon.”

I blinked, still struggling to process everything as he turned and headed for the door.

“Oh, good gravy,” Nev muttered the moment Dan’s ass was in sight. “I need another drink.”

I finally launched into action, quickly following him. “Wait.”

Dan turned with an easy smile. I stopped in front of him, trying not to look down too much or I’d get hard again.

“Did you walk over here like that?” I asked in disbelief, keeping my voice low because I knew my friends would be trying to eavesdrop.

He chuckled. “Uh-huh.”

My mouth twitched before I snorted, which made him flash me that beautiful grin. Glancing back at the table, I hesitantly asked, “Do you, um, want to join us?”

I didn’t think it’d be Dan’s thing. At all. I didn’t think sitting at a table uninterrupted for a few hours would be Dan’s thing, let alone doing it while playing a nerdy roleplaying game.

His brows shot up as he glanced over at the table behind me. To my surprise, he grinned wide and nodded. “Sure. If you don’t mind.”

My belly jumped with pleasure. “Of course I don’t mind, but…” I nodded at him, fighting another smile. “Do you want to go home and change first?”