Page 102
Nate
We leave you alone for twelve hours, and you acquire a man?
Maybe… he’s kinda clingy though
Elias
Address.
I press my hand to my mouth, trying to hold it together, because they just make it so easy.
Me: Wow. No “good morning,” no “hope he treats you well.” Just immediate homicide vibes
Nate
Sloane.
Cypress jumps onto the arm of the couch beside me with the dramatic confidence of a mafia boss arriving late to a meeting.
He's so obsessed with me that he follows me into every room, and judges my decisions constantly.
But he’s gorgeous, so it balances out. I mean, look at him, how could I resist?
I snap a picture of Cypress, and send it. No one responds immediately, and I can just imagine the three of them simultaneously exhaling in relief and irritation at being played so well.
Jace’s response comes first, a barrage of Spanish endearments that make my cheeks flush despite being alone in my apartment.
Jace
Mierda, princesa, you can’t do that to us.
I was already halfway to your apartment ready to fight this mystery man.
Nate
Not funny.
I disagree
Jace
That is the largest, most judgmental creature I have ever seen.
It looks like it pays taxes and disapproves of my life choices. I need to meet it immediately.
I laugh, the sound breaking free completely.
Don’t be rude to my kitten, Cypress
Jace
Baby, that is a cryptid.
Elias
You somehow failed to mention owning a small predator, Little Doe
Says the man with biometric security and a sex dungeon