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OBLIGATORY GAY FRIEND
Oh my God. He sounds so hot.
CHARLIE
I hate everything about Dick Connor. He makes me feel awful and inadequate.
OGF
That is actually a sign of true love.
CHARLIE
I don’t think so… .
OGF
(giving her a pitying look over his glasses) Charlie, honey, you’re almost thirty. It doesn’t pay to have too much self-esteem. Come on. Let’s shop for heels and a push-up bra.
CUT TO: Montage — Charlie getting primped and powdered and squeezed into a tight black dress. Charlie entering a ballroom and catching the eye of every man, including Dick. Charlie slow dancing with Dick. Charlie seeing Dick with another woman. Charlie crying. Eating ice cream. Watching Home Shopping Network. Staring wistfully at a store window filled with wedding dresses.
CUT TO: Charlie sitting with her grandma in her cutesy retirement community.
CHARLIE
(tearful)
What if Mr. Wrong is the best I’m going to get?
GRANDMA
(patting her hand) Love means making sacrifices. I know these things. I’m old.
CHARLIE
Grandma, you’re on Alzheimer’s meds and you think my shoe is the cat.
GRANDMA
(glaring) That’s a bad kitty.
VOICEOVER
From the makers of Wedding Day and Wedding Day 2 comes a story about third chances, awesome dresses, exciting makeovers, and giving up the life you’ve made for the romance you’re not complete without, for better or worse.
WEDDING DAY 3: THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM, Starring Jessica Everett, Chase Random, Rupert Falderal, Bonnie Sagcard, and Ima Goldengirl as Grandma.
Written by: The Committee
Directed by: David L. Evithan
Produced by: The Corporation
This film is not yet rated.
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR
It was a fine day of blue, cloudless skies and unhurried winds. The sort of day that inspires confidence in the state of the world. If Taylor had been back home, she would have considered it a perfect tanning day and gone for a fresh coat of color. But she had more important things to think about just now. She had work to do, and as she worked, she hummed an old show tune. It was a song she had used in a previous pageant, a song about how you couldn’t get a man with a gun, which was silly — of course you could get just about anything with a gun! But it calmed her to sing it now as she attached the red, blue, and white wires to the statue of Miss Miss.
