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The door banged open and the fat guy looked out at us and ratcheted the slide back on a sawed-off shotgun. He took aim, and I blasted him with hairspray.
“Yow!” he hollered, rubbing at his eyes. “Shit, that stings.”
Lula and I flew down the stairs. We took one flight, rounded the corner for the second flight, and crashed into two of Ranger’s men on their way up. We hit them with enough force to knock them off balance, and we all went ass-over-teakettles, rolling in a pack to the foyer floor.
“Jeez,” I said, getting to my feet. “I’m sorry. I didn’t expect anyone to be on the stairs.”
I knew one of the guys. His name was Hal. He was a real sweetie, and he was built like a stegosaurus.
“Ranger sent us to check on you,” Hal said. “We just got here, and we heard shots.”
“Some moron ate my jelly doughnut,” Lula said. “So I shot him.”
Hal cut his eyes to the third floor. “How bad is he? Do you want us to, you know, get rid of anything?”
“Like a body?” I asked.
“Yeah,” Hal said.
“Thanks, but not necessary,” I told him. “Lula shot through the door, and the moron came after us with a sawed-off.”
“Gotcha,” Hal said. “I’ll pass it on to Ranger.”
Hal and his partner got into their shiny black SUV, and Lula and I got into the Firebird, and we all drove off.
“It’s too bad we didn’t get to check out all the apartments,” Lula said, “on account of I had a real feeling about that place. I could see Vinnie getting hid there.”
I thought the apartment building was too obvious. I didn’t know Bobby Sunflower personally, but from everything I’d heard, he didn’t sound like a dope. If Bobby Sunflower was behind this, probably Vinnie wasn’t on one of Sunflower’s properties. People like Sunflower had their fingers in lots of pies, and that’s where I thought Vinnie was being kept . . . in one of Sunflower’s pies.
“Now what?” Lula wanted to know.
“Drop me at Rangeman.”
THREE
RANGEMAN IS HOUSED in a discreet seven-story building on a quiet side street in Trenton proper. If you didn’t look closely, you wouldn’t notice the small brass plaque by the side of the door that simply states RANGEMAN. No other sign identifies the business. Ranger’s private lair occupies the top floor. Two more floors are dedicated to employee apartments, and the remainder of the building runs the security operation. Rangeman services private residences and commercial properties for clients who need a high level of protection. Plus, Rangeman does the occasional odd job of guarding bodies, finding bodies, and possibly eliminating bodies.
Ranger was my mentor when I first went to work for my cousin Vinnie. I suppose he’s still my mentor, but now he’s also my friend, my protector, from time to time he’s been my employer, and on one spectacularly memorable occasion, he was my lover. I have an electronic key to the underground garage and to Ranger’s private apartment. It also gives me access to the building, but today I let the guy at the first-floor reception desk buzz me in. I took the elevator to the control room and walked past the cubbies and consoles, waving to men I knew.
Ranger’s office was a few steps down the hall. He was on the computer when I walked in, and he smiled when he saw me. A big thing for Ranger, since he doesn’t do a lot of smiling. He was dressed in Rangeman black T-shirt, cargo pants, and running shoes. Everyone in the building was dressed exactly like this, but Ranger’s clothes fit him better. Possibly because Ranger was clearly at the front of the line when God was handing out the good body parts. You could dress Ranger in a black plastic garbage bag, and he’d still look hot.
“I need a tracking lesson,”
I said to Ranger. “You know how you always know my location? I want to be able to do that. I want to put one of those gizmos on someone’s car.”
“I can give you the gizmo,” Ranger said. “And I can show you how to install it, but it won’t do you any good if you can’t receive the signals. It would be easier and less expensive if you let me track this person for you.”
“That would be great. I need to know where Mickey Gritch is going. He’s kidnapped Vinnie, and I have to get Vinnie back.”
“Why?”
I blew out a sigh. “It’s the right thing to do.”
Ranger opened his desk drawer, took out a set of keys, and tossed them to me. “You need a car.”
“So you’re giving me one?”
“It’s the right thing to do,” Ranger said.
