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RANGEMAN KEEPS A fleet of shiny new black cars for employee use. Most are SUVs. There are a couple F150s and a couple vans. And Ranger’s personal car is a Porsche Turbo. The car I drew in the Rangeman lottery was a black Jeep Wrangler.
It was noon when I parked the car in front of the office, and Lula and Connie had two pizza boxes open on Connie’s desk.
“That’s a lot of pizza for someone only eating one of everything,” I said to Lula.
“I’m not eating from Connie’s box,” Lula said. “I got myself one pizza and that’s what I’m eating, but if you want a piece, you could help yourself.”
Lula’s pizza had the works, and Connie had a cheese and pepperoni pizza. Since I was in a cheese and pepperoni mood, I went with Connie’s pizza.
“Let me guess where you got the shiny black car,” Lula said. “I’m guessing Ranger.”
“It’s a loaner.”
Lula selected another piece. “Do you know what I think? I think that man is all bad and scary silent on the outside and soft and mushy on the inside.”
I knew Ranger pretty well and I wasn’t sure what was on the inside, but I knew it wasn’t soft and mushy.
“Have you heard any more from Mickey Gritch?” I asked Connie.
“No. I got a phone call first thing this morning and nothing since. I guess Mickey called Lucille last night. Lucille called Harry, and Harry made a few inquiries and found out about the hooker. And by the time I talked to Lucille, she was having the locks changed on the house, and Harry was on a rant. I got the clear impression no one on that side of the family cares if Mickey Gritch offs Vinnie.”
“That’s a shame,” I said. “I know Vinnie brought all this on himself, but it’s still sad.”
I ate two pieces of pizza, chugged a bottle of water, and hiked my bag onto my shoulder.
“Where you going?” Lula wanted to know.
“I have Ranger tracking Mickey Gritch, so I thought I’d take the afternoon to try to find Dirk McCurdle. He’s still in violation of his bond.”
“I thought his name was McCuddle,” Lula said.
“Nickname,” I told her.
The papers branded him McCuddle because he married four women before the state of New Jersey wised up and arrested him. Besides being tagged for bigamy, McCurdle got caught shoplifting some very expensive lingerie. He said social security didn’t give him enough money for him to keep up with the anniversary presents.
“He looks like a nice little old man in his newspaper pictures,” Lula said.
Dirk McCurdle was seventy-two years old, 5'9? tall, pleasantly plump and pink-cheeked, had wispy white hair and a face like a cherub.
“I have a feeling McCurdle is with one of his wives,” I said. “One is in the Burg, one’s on Cherry Street, and two are in Hamilton Township.”
“Hold on,” Lula said. “I’ll go with you in case one of those wives gets out of hand and you need backup.”
I glanced at the file Connie had given me. McCurdle’s first wife was his age. All the other wives were in their late seventies. Probably, I could handle them.
“Anyway, I never saw any bigamist wives,” Lula said. “I want to see what they look like.”
I THOUGHT I’D start with the most recent wife and work my way back. Margaret McCurdle lived in a garden apartment in Hamilton Township. The buildings in the complex were two-story redbrick with white doors and white shutters at the windows. There were ten apartments in each building. Five up and five down. Margaret lived in an end unit on the ground floor.
“This looks real normal,” Lula said, swinging out of my Jeep, taking in the faux colonial columns in the front of the building. “This don’t look like a bigamist hide out. I hope I’m not gonna be disappointed. I hate when that happens.”
We crossed the lot to the front door and I rang the bell.
The woman who answered the door was about five foot nothing. Her hair was pale blond and cut short. Her makeup reminded me of pictures of Japanese geisha. Exaggerated bow mouth painted with glossy bright-red lipstick, white pancake makeup, and pencil-thin black eyebrows. She was wearing a magenta velour warm-up suit and white tennis shoes.
“Are you Margaret McCurdle?” I asked her.
“Yes. You aren’t more wives, are you?”
