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“Listen up. If you really knew anything about me, you’d know that I wouldn’t sign a blue yonder if you promised me chicken and waffles with Veronica Lake. I don’t know how you know all that Trivial Pursuit stuff about me, but forget it. It’s ancient history and nothing you should be talking about. Understand?”
“I understand.”
“Do you? I know threatening to kill you won’t matter because you have a blue yonder and you think you’re safe. But think about this: I know how to cut off your head so you won’t die. Who knows how long I can keep you alive? You can be my lab rat. How’s that sound?”
“I’d rather not,” says Moore.
“Then don’t ever bother me, my friends, or my customers again. If you do, I’m going to use your head for kindling.”
“I understand.”
“Now shoo.”
I take the knife away and he sidles past, not turning his back on me until he’s on the sidewalk, running down the street and across Hollywood Boulevard. I listen for the sound of squealing brakes in case he does the polite thing and scampers in front of a semi. But the sound is all just normal traffic. It’s disappointing.
When I come around to the front of the store, Candy is standing there. She’s looking off in the direction of Moore’s sudden exit.
“What was that all about?” she says.
“A man tried to sell me some magic beans.”
“Was there a giant with treasure at the top of a beanstalk?”
“No. Just old movie stars and dead gangsters.”
“You know the most interesting people.”
“You’re more interesting than any of those bums.”
“Aw. I’m better than a bum. You say the sweetest things.”
She leans over and kisses me on the cheek, uses her thumb to wipe off the lipstick.
“Listen,” I say. “I have to go see Vidocq and Allegra. Do me a favor and babysit our guest until I get back?”
She nods. Sighs.
“Sure. It’s not like I have anything better to do tonight.”
“Thanks.”
She looks at me.
“You know, I know what you’re doing.”
“About what, in particular?”
“You’re trying to keep me out of sight, trying to keep me at arm’s length at Brigitte’s. This is still about what happened when I was in jail, isn’t it?”
Candy is quick when it comes to people. It’s one of the things I like about her. I give her a slow nod.
“Some. You said I was using you. I didn’t like that. I still don’t. Later, when you said you didn’t remember, I always wondered if that was true.”
“The poison Mason gave me made me crazy and paranoid.”
“See, Mason said the drug was like liquor. It loosened people up so they said things they wouldn’t normally say. Truths they were afraid of.”
“Mason was a monster and a liar.”
