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“I’m going to go find Sarah,” Eve tells me, taking the appetizers from me.
I watch her leave, the yellow dress she wears making me want to rip it off of her.
“Did I just see Ian dive into the pool?” comes Phillip’s curious voice from behind us, distracting me from my line of thought. “If he’s having cold feet, that is not the way to go. I told him the back entrance was a better way to make an exit.” He chews on a piece of shrimp pastry. “Not that Agatha will let him have cold feet. She’ll kill him if he ruins her wedding.”
“It’s his wedding, too,” Fergus points out as a scowling Ian makes his way towards us, dragging his repentant looking brother behind him.
“No, it’s not,” Philip and I say at the same time.
Philip grins. “This is Agatha’s thing. She actually told Ian just to stand there and look pretty.”
Fergus makes an approving sound as Ian finally reaches us. “You little rebel.”
Ian just glares at him. “I need new pants.”
“I bet you do,” Fergus is laughing too hard, and when I join in, Ian glowers at me.
“As my best man, that’s your fucking job.”
“I don’t carry around spare pants, man,” I snort.
When he eyes mine, meaningfully, I narrow my eyes. “No.”
Ian just raises a brow.
When I meet up with my Eve ten minutes later, she eyes the wet pants that I am wearing.
“Don’t ask,” I mutter.
Sarah is eating the shrimp pastries and sighing in satisfaction.
“I both love an
d hate being pregnant,” she announces.
“Tell me about it,” Eve grumbles.
When my eyes widen, she snorts. “Oh, calm down. We can barely handle one child.”
I grin. “We could always—” I waggle my brows, and she narrows her eyes.
“Go be a pervert elsewhere.”
Sarah looks at Eve with a dreamy sigh. “I had really good pregnancy sex this morning. I’m constantly in a state of—”
“And I’m the pervert,” I say.
Sarah just stares at me. “If you don’t want to hear about my sex life, you’re welcome to leave.”
I shudder.
I find my way back to where Philip is trying to convince little Alex that chewing on a stone would get them both in trouble.
“Why’d you come back?” Fergus asks.
“Our wives are comparing our sex techniques.”
Fergus blinks, suddenly interested. “Oh, yeah? What’d they say?”
