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“I’ll be a junior.”
She nodded. “Does Pierce go there too?”
“Yeah.”
Bethany gulped some orange juice and then put the rest of the food back in the fridge. Her sandwich was twice the size of the one Nancy had made for her, and she didn’t seem apologetic about it. And that made my dick surge to full-on hard status. Man, I was the recurring erection in Bethany’s presence.
“If I wasn’t on campus, I was at work, so I probably wouldn’t have seen either of you even if if it wasn’t a big campus.”
I kept the front of my body against the island as she carried her plate and returned to her stool across me. “You live on campus?”
“I do. My best friends, Jake and Mariska, will be freshmen at UM this fall. And Mariska will be my roommate.” Her lips spread into a smile, one that was likely reserved for special people in her life.
“How about you? On or off campus?”
“On campus.”
She swigged some more orange juice and ran her tongue over those plump lips.
“So, how long have you and Pierce been friends?”
“A year and half, give or take some weeks. I met Pierce through Scott, a teammate of mine and a friend, though we’re not as tight as Pierce and I have become.”
“And what are you leaving out?”
My dick finally calmed down. I walked over and sat beside her. “I met him when we were in one of Scott’s friend’s dorms, having a party when we shouldn’t have been. It was quiet hours,” I explained. “Anyways, Pierce had this device that alerts him when someone’s trying to break into his car.” I paused and licked my lips, more than pleased that her eyes were zeroed in on them. “We all told him to chill. Call campus police and let them handle it from there.”
“But of course he didn’t.”
“Nah, he didn’t. I mean, if it were my Maserati, I guess I’d flip out too. When we all got to the parking lot, this chick that Pierce messed with from like…I don’t know, maybe a month before, stood over his car with a bat.”
With widened eyes, she covered her mouth and stifled a laugh. Once she recovered, she dropped her hands over her thighs and I moved closer to her. Our knees touched. She didn’t move hers away.
“I shouldn’t find it funny,” she said with self-recrimination. “It’s not. Did anyone de-escalate the situation?”
“The other guys were kinda smashed and erupted in alcohol-induced laughter. That only pissed this chick off more. She said something like, ‘Think you can forget about me, huh?’ And Pierce was like, ‘No, sweetie. No way,’ but I knew that he didn’t remember her name—”
“Or who she was,” Bethany interjected in an amused tone.
I nodded. “And that’s when the girl said, ‘My. Name. Is. Not. Sweetie.’ And then the guys started knocking into each other in hysterics. Scott was behind me, trying to tell them to shut up. And Pierce was looking at his Maserati like someone struck his puppy. She asked, ‘What’s my name?’”
She shook her head and sighed.
“Right. And he admitted to her that he didn’t know her name. That’s when she hit his windshield, and it cracked a little. When she went in for a real swing, I stood in front of Pierce and told the girl that she didn’t want to mess with a LDM.”
Bethany looked confused. “That’s about the same face she had.”
Bethany hit my thigh. “Don’t put me in the same category as her!”
“I was just pointing it out.” I held my hands up in mock fear. “She asked, ‘What’s an LDM?’ I told her that Pierce was probably a Limp Dick Mofo and that I could make her forget about him. The other guys started shouting ‘LDM.’ Pierce acted like he was ticked off, but he was really so thankful for my intervention that he didn’t care about his boys tearing into him.” I snapped my fingers. “It was like a switch went off in her brain.”
“Pierce sure knows how to pick ’em,” she breathed.
“That’s what I was thinking, and I grabbed the bat from her hand. Campus police arrived seconds later. And to be honest, I doubt she even recalled sleeping with Pierce. Who knows if they even did? He probably just gave her his number and she heard how he got with the other girls he gave his number to. Mr. Pruitt found out. He took back the Maserati and gave Pierce this other car he wasn’t too fond of.”
“Poor Pierce.” She twisted her lips. “You don’t even remember her name, do you?”
I smirked. “Nah. But I do remember that Pierce calls you Noodles.”
