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“Bitch, I don’t see shit funny. We ’posed to be girls, and all you ever do is talk about me. You don’t ever look out for me. You know the only money I get up in here is my welfare check and whatever little scraps Knutz gives me.” I roll my eyes. “Not a word, ho. And I mean it.”
I laugh. “I’m not sayin’ a thing. Carry on. Obviously you have some shit to get off your chest. And that’s what girls do.”
“Yeah, and girls have each other’s backs, too.”
Knutz must not have come home last night. I count to ten in my head. Decide to let her have her moment. “Sooooooo, PennyLou, while Lina’s gettin’ her nut off, what you been up to?”
“Chile, tryna find a j-o-b; that’s about it. Fuckin’ probation officer is bein’ a real cock sucka. A bitch can’t even get a job at McDonald’s, that’s how bad it is out here. I told them I’d scrub toilets if I have to. I just need a damn job.”
“I heard that. Times are definitely hard. That’s why I keep me a few sponsors on deck to help out.”
“Shit, girl, that’s what I need. A few good men to pay off all these damn fines I have. And my fuckin’ probation officer is ridin’ a bitch down like a hard dick. Talkin’ about she’s gonna violate me if I don’t get a job in ninety days and start payin’ my fines. I felt like tellin’ her ass, ‘Bitch, eat my ninety-day cycle.’ ”
I ask her what she’s on probation for this time. She says for stolen checks. Says she wrote and cashed six-thousand dollars’ worth of checks usin’ a fake ID down at one of the check cashin’ spots where she had a connect.
She eyes me. “Cassie, you stay lookin’ good, girl. When you gonna invite me over to your place for drinks?”
I tilt my head. “PennyLou, boo. Did I ever let you up in my place when I lived over in buildin’ four?”
“No.”
“Okay. Then what makes you think shit’s changed now that I’ve moved out? You know we don’t roll like that. I mean, we cool in the streets and whatnot. And yeah, I fucked your brother a few times, God rest his dead, big-dicked soul. But that’s as far as it goes. I ain’t never been one to entertain a buncha nosey-ass bitches anyway. And definitely not a thievin’ one.”
She twists her face up. “Umm, whatchu tryna say, ho?”
I stare her down. “I already said it. No nosey bitches allowed. And no damn thieves.”
She rolls her eyes. “First of all, I don’t steal from everyone so let’s get that straight.”
“That’s nice. And you won’t get the chance to steal from me either.”
“Cassie, girl. I wouldn’t do you like that.”
I laugh. “Lies. Yes, you would. And you know it. A desperate bitch will steal from her own damn mammy if she thinks she can get away with it. The first chance you got. You’d steal the drawz off me if I had any on.”
She waves me on. “Whatever. I see you still think you better than everyone else.”
“Yup. Glad you realize it.” I glance over at Dickalina. ?
??Lina, I met your nephew, Killah, downstairs. He’s a real piece of work. The niggah was practically tryna get some pussy from me.”
She sucks her teeth. “That horny niggah ain’t no nephew of mine. He stays tryna fuck. And don’t even get me started on his triflin’, trigger-happy ass. That lil’ niggah is wild. And now Knutz got him hangin’ all up under him, like he’s his damn mentor or some shit. I told his ass I don’t want him stayin here, but Knutz moved him up in here anyway, talkin’ about it’s only for a few days.”
I roll my eyes. “Girl, how the fuck is you lettin’ Knutz move anybody up in here when he don’t pay the rent? That makes no sense to me.”
“See, bitch. There you go steppin’ all outta pocket again. Stay in ya lane, boo.”
I tilt my head, and stare at her. This bitch is dumber than a box of crayons.
“Anyway, Knutz does what he wants around here. He’s so fuckin’ hardheaded. He knows I’m not even supposed to have his ass up in here. And now he wants to let that lil’ crazy-ass niggah stay up in here, too. He’s really tryna fuck up my section-8.”
I grunt. “Bitch, he’s only fuckin’ up what you let him fuck up. I see where the problem is. It’s you. Not Knutz. You the one who stays fuckin’ with his nutty ass.”
“I know that’s right,” PennyLou says, shakin’ her head under the dryer. “It couldn’t be me. I’d have that niggah out on his ass. Everyone knows how that niggah gets down.”
“Mmmph,” I grunt. “I’m keepin’ my trap shut on that one ’cause I’m not tryna get cursed out again. But you don’t need no young, hard, horny cock up in here any-damn-way, especially when you have two hot-in-the ass daughters flouncin’ around up in here. Next thing you know they’ll be up in here fuckin’. That is, if they haven’t already.”
“Wait a minute. Why in the hell is you always callin’ my daughters hot-in-the ass, when your daughter is just as hot in the ass as mine, if not hotter?”
