AllFreeNovel
Share Us
I wasn’t going to ask what her type was. I didn’t want to know.
“We should probably get going,” I said, once the wings had been completely demolished.
“Okay,” Natalie said. “This one’s on me.”
I protested a little, but she paid in the end.
Natalie hummed to herself as we drove to the hotel. She seemed like she was thinking about something and pleased about it.
“What are you thinking about?” I asked.
“Nothing,” she said.
“Tell me,” I said.
“Do you really want to know?” she asked.
“Yes.”
I was probably going to regret asking, but it was too late now.
“I was thinking about all the celebrity women I’d fuck if I had the chance.”
My foot almost slipped off the gas pedal.
“You can’t just say stuff like that while I’m driving!” It took a second to focus back on the highway.
“Why not?” she asked.
“Because it’s inappropriate!” I didn’t know why I was still yelling.
“Why? Don’t you think about fucking celebrities?” she asked.
She really had to stop saying the F word.
“Can you just not right now? It’s too much.” My hands were slippery with sweat on the steering wheel.
“Fine, fine.” I saw her grin out of the corner of my eye and look out the window.
I was going to have to make a “no talking about fucking while Em is driving” rule.
* * *
“Oh, I’d definitely fuck her,” Natalie said later, when we were watching a movie.
“Jesus Christ, Natalie,” I said. We’d both showered and were wrapped up in our robes on our respective beds. This hotel was the nicest of the ones we’d stayed in. It was so nice that I was afraid they were going to find out how un-fancy I was and kick me out.
She jumped up on the bed, her eyes bright.
“Do you want to get dessert?” she asked.
Anything to stop talking about celebrities Natalie would fuck.
“I don’t know what half of these things are, but I’m going to take a risk,” Natalie said, looking at the menu and then passing it to me. I could have looked up what some of the items were, but I liked the idea of being adventurous. With dessert, at least.
“Get two different ones and we can share,” I said.
“I’ll get three. Usually the classier the hotel, the smaller the portions.”
