Eva: No. Why?
Alex: He won’t answer my texts.
Eva: Stop annoying him.
Alex: I need you to go find him.
Eva: Why?
Alex: I need to borrow his jock itch cream.
Eva: GROSS!
Alex: Whatever. He had it last week.
Eva: Buy your own!
Alex: Haste makes waste.
Eva: That is not what that means.
Alex: Jerk it til you make it?
Eva: That’s not even a saying.
Alex: Go buy me some itch cream.
I need it when I get back.
Eva: I need more friends who aren’t guys.
Episode 4
Eva: I’m bored. When does your bus get back?
Rob: About four hours from now.
Eva: I’m bored.
Rob: So you said. LOL
Eva: I’m bored.
Rob: Take a nap. Read a book.
Study. Do HW. Watch a movie.
Eva: I want to be bored with youuuuuuuuuu
Rob: I love you too, honey.
Episode 5
Mike: How you doin?
Eva: Eeeeeew
Mike: What? What’s eew?