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Alex: You were watching horror movies alone again.
Weren’t you?
Eva: …
Yeah.
Alex: He’s taking a shit. His phone is on the nightstand.
Stop texting every five seconds. You’re ruining my mojo.
Eva: 1. TMI 2. Mojo for what?
Alex: Sexting.
Eva: I hate you.
Episode 11
Alex: Where’s Rob?
Eva: Um, with you. On the road.
Alex: No, he isn’t. I can’t find him.
Eva: What do you mean you can’t find him??
Eva: (adds Mike to group text) Where’s Rob???
Mike: No idea.
Eva: How the fuck do you assholes lose your QUARTERBACK???
Alex: Stop playing with us. Did he hide in the closet so he wouldn’t have to go to BFE Idaho?
Eva: Why are you doing this to me??
Mike, find him RIGHT. NOW.
Mike: I didn’t see him on the plane. I haven’t seen him at the hotel.
Is he seriously in bed with you right now? I’ll kill that asshole.
Eva: OMG, I’m calling Coach!
Alex: You have Coach’s personal number?
Eva: Yeah.
Mike: Why?
Eva: Because you assholes can’t be trusted with MY quarterback!
Mike: Don’t call Coach. He’ll be pissed. You could get Rob in trouble.
Eva: He’s missing! How is that not being in trouble?
Alex: He’s not missing. We just can’t find him.
