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3 Sex and Candy
Alex
No one moves.Hell, I think they stop breathing.
Rob is first to recover, and just like Amira predicted, his eyes scream murder. “Are you fucking kidding me right now?”
Why, yes. Yes, I am. But where would be the fun in revealing that so quickly?
“Calm down and hear me out.”
Mike pushes up from his chair, nearly knocking it over. “Nope. No way. We’re out.”
Tori grabs his arm, trying ineffectively to tug him back down. “I want to hear their suggestion. It might not be all bad.”
This is…unexpected. I figured twenty minutes of poking the bears would be all the entertainment I got out of this evening.
Better defer to my wife. I’m not sure how far I can run without getting tackled, but I definitely don’t want to cut this play short. “Amira’s been feeling restless lately. You know how it goes. Middle age, marriage, kids. Sure, it’s everything we’ve ever wanted, but where’s the excitement in life when we’re not on the field? She was doing some reading about polyamory and came across some really interesting findings.”
The excitement bleeding across my wife’s face almost makes me feel bad for using her weakness against her. The woman simply can’t refuse the opportunity to collect more useless knowledge in her bottomless pit of a brain. “There are proven benefits for both spouses. A stronger sense of belonging and community for the women. An alleviation of guilt for the men who are biologically programmed to crave sexual encounters with multiple women.”
“I don’t crave sexual encounters with multiple women,” Rob argues.
Amira’s going to have to find another route to run with that one. I nudge her, hoping she’ll get the hint.
She smiles sweetly at him. Hopefully, I’m the only one who notices that’s the expression she wears when she’s hiding an Ace up her sleeve. “One of the least publicized yet undoubtedly most rewarding benefits of polyamory is that it strengthens the coupling bond. A person interested in maximizing their relationship with a partner has more opportunities to learn how to be a better lover, supporter, listener, and parent when faced with multiple intimate encounters with which to experience the mirroring effect.”
Mike openly gapes at my wife. “In English, please?”
Surprisingly—or not—Evie answers, “Basically, if you have more than one woman telling you what you’re doing wrong, you’ll learn faster how to stop making the same mistakes.”
Mike and Tori seem to genuinely think this over, but Rob rubs his forehead, obviously growing increasingly frustrated.
“Hold up. First you asked if we knew what swingers were, then you gave us a speech about the benefits of polyamory. Those are not the same things. Swingers engage in spouse swapping. Polyamorous people engage in intimate relationships with more than two participants.”
Damn him and his Superjock brain. He’s going to ruin this for me, I just know it.
“Not necessarily. Both can be defined as open relationships. Be that as it may, there is no dictator in this group. We thought we would present all options then discuss which choice works best for all of us.”
I could kiss Amira for her magnanimous offering. She’s really playing this off as a genuinely helpful option for our friends, which will make it more difficult for them to outright say no.
Evie nods, that all too familiar look of determination solidifying on her face. “I like it. Anything we can do to strengthen our marriages is a great idea in my book.”
I almost burn up my lungs, trying not to laugh at the expression of shock Rob throws at his wife.
Before he can issue a single rebuttal, Tori jumps in. “I’m not sure… How will this work? Will we try spouse swapping first to see if we’re okay with that then move on to group sex?”
Mike jerks his head back like his wife kneed him in the balls. “Who the hell are you going to choose to have sex with? If you think for a second I’m going to flip a coin to decide if I’m sending you to Rob’s or Alex’s beds, you’ve got another thing coming.”
Oh, God. The pressure from holding in my hysterics hurts so good. This is better than anything I could have imagined. I can’t believe these assholes are falling for it.
Amira surprises me further by rising from her seat. There’s no mistaking the seductive movements of her body. “I thought we would try something a little less threatening to warm us up to the idea before deciding.”
My dick hardens in my shorts as I watch my wife glide around the fire pit to stand directly in front of Evie, her hips swaying with a rhythmic sort of undulation as she moves. It’s the same motion she uses to ride me. Just when I expect her to laugh and reveal our prank, she reaches out a single finger to trace Evie’s lips.
Holy shit.
What is she doing?
