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What the hell?
Now, whilst I understand that everyone has their personal preferences, and like I said, I’m all for women dressing up to please a man if they so wish, Idotake offence at beingtoldto shave off my lady garden completely. What a bloody cheek!
Would he do the same for me if I asked him to shave his sack and crack? Ilikethe way my garden is pruned, thank you very much. Whilst I know many women love to have it all bare down there, which is entirely their choice, personally that’s just not for me. I’d wanted to give Cameron Diaz a high-five when she encouraged women to keep a ‘curtain of pubic hair’in that book she wrote a few years back. I fired off a reply:
Me
As much as I’d like you to enjoy your ‘dessert’, I’m not into the bare look down there, I’m afraid. I can go low, but it won’t be shaved off completely. Each to their own, but that look isn’t for me…
Vincenzo
Okay. Sorry if I offend. At least you can still eat my banana split for your dessert…
Eat his fucking ‘banana split’? Really? I couldn’t guarantee I’d be able to dothatagain. The first time was kind of traumatic. I’d better manage his expectations.
Me
Maybe…we’ll see. Can’t promise.
He readmy message and then logged off. Strange..
A few hours later he logged back on:
Vincenzo
Sophia, I think maybe I am not your type. I need hot fun to fit my style. I think this can be an issue for me.
For goodness’ sake. He’s acting like a baby. Now seething, I shot him a reply:
Me
So what, just because I won’t shave completely or promise to go down on you, you don’t want to meet anymore?
Vincenzo
Is not about the shaving. When a woman says she don’t like to be hot, I lose attraction.
What the fuck is he talking about now?
Me
When did I say I don’t like to be ‘hot’? I was looking forward to seeing you this Saturday. But if you don’t want to have fun with me anymore, then no worries.
Vincenzo
I understand but I want to do naughty things with you. I wanna make a porn with you, are you ready for that? I wanna fuck you with that black dress on and those heels as you’re so stylish and sexy.
A porno! Is he for fucking real?I knew I was supposed to be living life and embracing new things, but that was a step too far…especially for a casual date and a guy I barely knew.
Me
You’re right. It sounds like you’re looking for something a bit more adventurous. Definitely not into making a porn, I’m afraid. Bye, Vincenzo.
Wow. I hadnotseen that one coming.
I wasn’t sure what was worse: the guys like Diego, Nathan and Javier, for example, who declared their sexual intentions and fetishes upfront, either within the first few minutes of messaging or on the date, so you could then immediately say thanks, but no thanks and move on quickly; or guys like Vincenzo, who give the impression of being a sweet man with ‘straightforward’ non-kinky sexual desires, but then dropped the bombshell that they wanted you to be a leading lady in their home video. Oh, and ordered you to shave.
Sweet Jesus. I wonder what Roxy and Bella will make of this at our FTA on Sunday…
