That’s Jesus
And Magnolia Parks, apparently.
Want me to come get you?
Will you take me shopping?
Sure
Digger of men.
I have more money than you.
It’s so cute you think that.
Parks
10:01am
I’m a dick.
Yes you are.
I got jealous.
I know.
Still feels weird sometimes.
Yeah.
I know.
Plus you’re dating the world’s biggest fuckwit.
As you so eloquently articulated last night… I’m not dating him.
Sorry.
I’m also not convinced he’s the biggest one…
I know this guy… told me he loved me. Slept with me. Slept with some other girl that same day. Initials for a name…
What a wanker
Tell me about it
Is he hot?
He’s pretty hot.
Good kisser?
Great kisser.
Best one out there.
Best friend?