No, not really.
Where are you?
I’m on my way to Julian’s.
Yeah good.
Fuck him.
I’m planning on it.
I meant BJ.
Oh, no — I won’t do that. Might send a mixed signal.
I wasn’t being literal.
Oh.
I was.
Yes, I know.
Well
Enjoy your sad-person orgasm
Thanks, enjoy no orgasms for the billionth night in a row
lol
Bitch