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“Fuck detox. I’m going to retox.”
He poured some into his green juice, then hovered the bottle over mine.
I shook my head. “Too early for me. And I’ve never heard of a vodka and kale juice before.”
“I’m creative when it comes to mixing my drinks.” He rested his lip on the glass before taking a gulp. He grimaced.
“Not nice?” I chuckled.
He wiped his lips. “Holy fuck, it tastes like cow shit. The vodka just makes it bearable.”
“Cow shit?”
“Imagine a whole lot of grass-induced excrement.”
I took a sip and it wasn’t very easy to drink, so I tossed it down the sink. “I’m not having that.”
“Well, aren’t we a pair of non-conformists,” he said, holding me and running his hands over my ass.
“Refusing a purge and kale juice hardly makes us rebels. I’d say we’re acting like normal people.”
He pushed me gently onto the bed. “Mm… like normal, horny people. Let’s try out the bed.”
