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But they both wore the same sneaky stare.

“Kane, Seb, problem in the car park.”

I didn’t need their help, but I promised I’d stop doing everything by myself. Though, looking at these two goons, this was going to be over quicker than it seemed.

Don’t get cocky Lacey, they sneaked up on you.

“What do you want? Money for drugs, a meal, new clothes,” I asked, staring down at the baggy jeans that hung off their arses, showing their Calvin Klein underwear. I thought that trend was well and truly over.

The white-haired goon laughed. “I think we can afford to buy those things ourselves.”

“So, why are you bothering me?”

“Pa sent us to collect ya,” the red-haired guy said, his accent unmistakable.

I rolled my eyes at the sky. “Okay, let’s go, but I need to get back before my next lesson,” I said with a firm note of sarcasm.

The red-haired guy turned to the white-haired goon. “That was too easy.”

His brother met his naivety with a quick backhand to his face.

“Fack, Seamus. What’s that fer?” he asked with a distinct Irish twang.

“She’s hav’n yer over, Finnus. She’s mess’n,” Seamus said in the same Irish lilt.

“Yep, Finnius, I’m hav’n yer ova,” I said, mimicking his accent.

“Are ya tak’n the piss?” Finnius asked.

“Yep, well done, you got it first time... this time,” I said.

Finnius growled, and the green in his eyes sparkled with rage.

“Anyway, I’m finished with the pleasant chit-chat. I need to go,” I said, picking up my backpack.

My eyes rolled at hearing a noise I’d heard plenty of times before. “Not again,” I groaned.

I dropped my bag on the floor once more.

“You know you’ve caught me at a terrible time. I can’t be arsed to play games today. I need some lunch and then I’ve got one lesson to go before I’m going home.”

“Nope, don’t think so,” Seamus said. I stared at his face and at the large knife in his hand.

“Problem Lacey,” Kane said as he approached from behind.

“What do you think?” I said and laughed.

“Oh, knife play,” Seb said. “Kinky, but she’s not into it, and they actually piss her off.”

“They do,” I said. “The last guy didn’t bode well.”

“Fuck off, Princess,” Seamus growled.

“Ooh,” Seb said, shaking his head and his index finger at the same time. “She’s now the Queen, did you not get the message?”

“We know who she is,” Seamus hissed.

“Then let me guess. You are the tallest elves in Ireland and your Pa is the king,” I said.

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