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He picks up my piece of toast and brings it to my mouth. I bite down on it and smile, loving this random bit of hot-ass affection.
Then, suddenly, I hear footsteps dragging on the granite flooring. All I see walking toward me is red hair in the shape of a bird’s nest and a woman dressed in full showgirl garb.
It’s Becky.
My best friend and Brendon’s sister, Becky.
And she hasn’t seen her brother standing naked behind the counter yet…which makes what happens next so much more awkward.
“God, Myst. What the hell did we do last night? And why the fuck does my mouth taste like cum?” Becky says, moving her hair out of her face and peeling her eyes open.
She tries to shield them from the light coming in through the windows, though it doesn’t help hide her gaze from Brendan’s bare ass.
“What the fuck?” she shrieks when she sees it, covering her eyes completely.
“Jesus!” Brendon instinctively drops his hands to cover his cock. “Fucking let a person know when you’re coming into a room.”
Brendon’s face is redder than the raspberry jam he spread on the toast, and Becky looks like she’s seen a ghost. This is the greatest X-rated version ofAmerica’s Funniest Home VideosI’ve ever seen.
If it wasn’t happening on the worst morning of my life, I would fucking laugh.
