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Like misbehaving school kids getting a slap on the wrist from Nanny, we all pass Mysti May our phones and she drops them in her purse.
“Is this really necessary?” I ask. “Because if I want to light something on fire, I can definitely do it without my cellphone…”
“I don’t want anyone calling Brendon,” she explains. “And I don’t want anyone giving him any ideas.”
Now Becky’s the one getting the icy cold glare.
“We’re going to Vegas to celebrate his upcoming wedding…and my canceled one. That’s it. Okay?”
We all nod, because like, fuck, dude. She just walked in on her fiancé throwing the world’s biggest, gayest Mexican orgy. I can’t even imagine what’s going through her head right now…but if going to Vegas will solve it, then fuck it, let’s go!
As the rental car pulls up, though, I make myself a little promise…
All I’m saying is that it looks like the kind of thing that would be really fucking fun to burn…
