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I look over at Becky and shrug in response.
“I have no fucking idea. You guys just came crashing the fuck in with them. I was way too distracted to even see you leave.”
“All right. So, just to make sure we’re all on the same page, let’s recap,” Sammi says with an authoritative tone. “We all came here for the foam party. You end up on your own with a mystery man who has a giant cock and gives you bracelets for being you. The rest of us end up doing God knows what before stealing a couple of horses and a box of bracelets before we grab you and bounce. Sound about right?”
I nod and open my mouth just in time to be interrupted.
“Excuse me, ladies?”
I turn around to see a large man in black pants and a black t-shirt—that’s a size too small—with the club’s logo on it. One hand is on his hip and the other is holding up the toddler by the back of the shirt.
“Is this little guy yours?”
All of us turn to Mysti May.
The bouncer hands the kid off to Mysti and turns to face the rest of us.
“Look, ladies, you’re going to have to leave. This is a club, not a daycare. You get him a babysitter and want to come back, then by all means, do it.”
He starts to escort us to the door.
I grab his ass. It’s nice and firm.
He looks down at me with wide eyes.
“So, if we come back do I get to have a dance?” I ask suggestively.
The bouncer blushes about fifty shades of red.
Sammi grabs my arm and begins to drag me out the doors and back into daylight.
“See you around, cute stuff,” I coo.
We’re back on the street and Sammi is glaring at me.
“What? Did you not see his body? And his ass was super tight. I bet I could really loosen that boy up. He’d never know what hit him.”
I waggle my eyebrows and wiggle my ass at the thought of leaving the poor bouncer a brain dead wreck.
“Priorities, Percy. Let’s get last night sorted before repeating our mistakes, yes?”
“Speak for yourself, Sammi. Adventures are never mistakes.”
But she does have a valid point. We really need to figure out what else happened last night.
I look down at the ring on my finger. I really need to get to the bottom of this, and figure out who the fuck I’m married to.
