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Then, the bastard tweaks my nipple until I hiss. As soon as the sound leaves my lips, I can feel him move away.
Son of a bitch.
“Hey!” I call out after him. “Don’t—you’re not—don’t fucking do that!”
“Do what?” he says, the accent light on his thick, hot European tongue.
“Fucking…this! Leaving! Aren’t you supposed to…I don’t know. Make me breakfast? Fix up some coffee? Walk around in the buff, spewing witty banter until I kick you out of here?”
He chuckles again at that. “And why on earth would you kick me out?”
I groan. “Theexperience, dummy! I want my damn crazy-ass bachelorette party adventure like everyone else!”
“Mmm. I see.”
I hear the window slide open and feel the cool Amsterdam air flow in over my naked body. Suddenly, my nipples are on high alert and my skin is more sensitive than ever…fat load of good it does me if Mystery Fuck is currently leaving the building.
“Stop looking and start touching, then,” I suggest. Heartily.
“No, Persephone. You’ll have your adventure, I’m sure. But for the moment…hmm. You do realize that you’re laying on something like…two million dollars of marijuana right now, don’t you?”
As soon as I turn my head to sniff what must be the most expensive weed run of my life, I hear Mystery Fuck slip out of the window…and out of my life.
Well, fuck.
Curvy girls just can’t catch a fucking break.
